Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in Tha Jewish Punk's LiveJournal:

Friday, December 14th, 2001
10:48 pm	Bands Battle to the Bitter End O it wuz pretty kol, 5 HS bands, firing note after note, snare after snare, and bullet after bullet at each other. ROKIT iz yor brand nu world champion of RVrobotix band warz, with EPSILON a close 3rd and DOWNSUN an even closer 2nd. But 2 b honest, onlY ROKIT wuz good, + they kissed at the end, which was pretty odd . . . uhh . . waita minute . . . ummm . . IM NOT GAY! . . . PEACE IM OUT . . . SHALOM! (Comment on this)
Friday, December 7th, 2001
10:39 pm	Favorite Movies Matrix, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure . . . To Be Continued (Comment on this)
Friday, November 30th, 2001
3:22 pm	Twuz A Long And Winding Road George Harrison Passed On Yesterday, Now Only Ringo Starr and Sir Paul McCartney Remain. My Chemistry Teacher Mr. Robold Said Something Stupid This Morning To My German Teacher Mr. Wallace About It,"Well, Another Beatle Has Hit tHe Windshield." This Coming Right After I Had Told My DeutscheTeach That,"If Anyone Says '2 down and 2 to go' Today, I Will Kick Their Ass!" So I Punished Mr. Robold The Only Way I Could Legally Think Of, I Sang Beatles-Lyrix The Entire Final Block Of The Day . . . HAHA! (Comment on this)
3:06 pm	Buses Dont Just Blow Up In North Ireland Another bastard From palestine Blew Up 1 Of Our Buses Yesterday, Blew The Thing Into nothing But A melted and crushed body, Sharon Thinks It Was arafat, arafat denies it. In The End Though, This Third World War, The War On Terror, Will End In Israel's Finest Hour Yet, I Promise It. I Never Break Promises, I Never Lie, I M GUARANTEEING IT (Comment on this)
3:00 pm	O Well, All The Fishes, The Net Couldnt Catch 1 Asked Someone Out, Didnt Work Out Like I'd Hoped, But It Coulda Been Worse, Really Like Her. She Didnt All-Out reject Me, But She Said She "Wasnt Interested In A Relationship Right Now". Fot Any Of My Friends That Happen To Read This, Dont Mock Me. The Truth Is, I Hope It Was True That Her Excuse Was Her Reasoning For Her Answer, 'Cuz I Really Do Like Her. O Well, But For Now, Back To The Drawing Board (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 10th, 2001
2:58 pm	Havent Been Here in a While Im Bak, 4got 'bout this place, now I must find friends (Comment on this)
2:57 pm	Im Bak Bored (Comment on this)